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I`m not praying, I`m plotting. Praying Mantis.

214,84 kr SEK
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I’m Not Praying. I’m Plotting.

Inspired by the praying mantis and its famously calm, calculating nature, this T-shirt is for anyone who stays quiet, watches closely, and moves with intention. The mantis doesn’t rush. It waits. Observes. Then acts with perfect timing.

This design blends nature, mindfulness, and dark humor into one sharp statement. It’s ideal for deep thinkers, introverts, strategists, and anyone who knows that silence is often mistaken for weakness.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.